Insulting Quotes for Ex Boyfriends

Your ex hurt you and you have not moved on yet.  He made you feel that you are worthless and not worth loving.  He took away all the confidence and self esteem that you have when he said that he no longer loves you because you do not meet up to his standards.  Moreover, you realized that he has another girl and that everything that he said about you was just to hurt you because he is doing something bad behind your back.  He tried to cover up for his mistake by making you look like the suspect.

You have bottled up emotions that have not yet healed mainly because you cannot accept the things that he told you and that you cannot believe that he was able to do that.  You can’t move on because you feel like you need to make him feel all the pain and misery that he has caused you when he left and lied to you. You want revenge although you know that you are not supposed to do that since karma might get you instead of him.

Your ex even had the guts to text you one day and asked how you have been holding up to.  Such a creep! Does he actually think that you will crumble just because he is gone?  That is too much! You so want to reply to his text message but you want a sassy one.  You want to send a one liner that will hit him bull’s eye but you maintain your composure, class and finesse.

How to do it?  Here are some one-liners that you can use.

IF YOUR EX IS BEING STUPID….

“I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.”

With your ex’s brainwaves and capacity, he will take a long time before gets what you mean with this line.  Of course, second hand materials are sold in the market for a lower price.  However, if the material looks brand new and never has been used, you can sell it for a higher price.  This just means that his brain is slightly used or not even used at all.

“I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!”

This simply means that he is always stupid and he is using a magic ingredient to make him that way all the time.  He just has this magical ingredient that allows him to be stupid and be perfect at it that everyone else wonders how he does it.

“Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.”

Hell yeah, his thick skull doesn’t have much inside it  and if he is a living proof of that, then he would even find this amusing.  He is so stupid that his brain will have emptied its contents in 10 seconds or even less.  He’s got nothing much to say despite how cocky he acts.

IF YOUR EX IS REALLY NUMB AND INSENSITIVE…

“I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?”

He just doesn’t get it, does he?  You have been ignoring him all this time already yet he still sends you these text messages like as if he did not do you wrong.  He is really being such a big prick! You just can’t imagine how could have grown up to be like that, so clueless and blind with reality.

“I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!”

What he’s doing is becoming so funny already that you can’t help but think if you are in a movie.  The only time you’ve seen these things happening was when you last watched a comedy movie.  He’s being such a big actor and faker.

“Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?”

Being ugly doesn’t necessarily mean physically ugly.  It could mean that your ex has an ugly personality.  His personality is so ugly and rare you don’t even know if it’s legal to have one.  He just has this extraordinary personality that you cannot define which kills you.

These are just samples of insults that you can text your ex.  However, bear in mind that he might be asking you how you are because he really meant it.  Maybe he realized his mistakes and would want to make it up to you.  Nevertheless, if he was such a creep, he doesn’t deserve you in the first place.

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